“ur bra strap is showing” u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever kno i wear a bra
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I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
He has been in jail before more than once
Tried to get Mrs. Puff out of jail
He yelled and cussed at his boss when he tried to make him give him more money once when he was Mr. Krabs date budget person
He went around nude a couple of times with his best friend
and he is always exploding…
honestly if i send a boy a nude i expect like a 3 page paper analyzing my beauty and comparing me to great works of art
but instead you get a “damn” with like 10 fire emojis
posed nude for an art class today. they didn’t ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.
Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
HOLY SHIT
“i can see your bra” good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate.
Zodiac Reads (Part 2)
How does your Zodiac sign make others feel?
How would your sign be in the bedroom?
What is your signs flirting style?
The Zodiac Style of Intelligence
Things you should always remember about the signs
Likes and dislikes of the Zodiac signs
Each Zodiac sign has two sides. What are yours?
Awkward situations with the Zodiac signs
The Zodiac Signs and arguments
How each sign sails through the “Ocean of Life”
Which Zodiac Signs are Faithful?
Which sign is likely to cheat?